Pollen has taken over my body....I.....can... barely.... push.... keys.... to..... type.
No surprise really, this happens every year. I get the itchy eyes, stuffed up head and have some wicked, blow-yer-head off sneezing fits, but its not those things that are the worst. Its the fatigue, the feeling like you've been dipped in concrete, its complete zombification. Sometimes I'm too fatigued to even complete sentences. Like this one time, I was talking to......someone.......about.......something........oh nevermind.
God's sick sense of humor created me an outdoor lover who is allergic to the outdoors.
Haha funny, no - really funny.
I went to a specialist one time; he said I was allergic to, "basically everything that is green." Great, thanks doc. Good thing I live in Iowa where there's hardly anything green.
I think its the intine that gets me....or maybe its the exine. I suppose it could be the thickening of cellulose too, that can't be good. Curse you, Grain of Pollen! I'd kick yer ass if you had one, and if I could lift my head long enough to see you.
Yawn, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, kicking some ass! ..............Who's ass was it?
Yawn, aw forget it.