As everyone knew, Jackie's fortifications did not withstand the neurotic stoopid dog onslaught. Actually, I think he could have quite a little career as a metal sculptor, selling his one-of-a-kind creations at local art fairs. They are both beautiful and completely unfunctional -- bonus
We have ordered the dog prison, his stretch will begin when it arrives. Its fitting since I used to compare him to Hoodini, but now I think Andy Dufrane from Shawshank makes more sense. He's not as smart as Andy, but he's got all the time in the world and the determination to match.