Heathcliff Huxtable could eat Jello puddin' all day wearin' this sweater.

The Dos Equis guy has two of them.

It is…The Most Interesting Sweater in the World.
A few months back I made a mundane little post about coming up with wearing ugly Christmas sweaters to the Spooky Woods ride. To illustrate my point I went to the all knowing Google Images and grabbed one of the ugliest sweaters that I could find. This one:

As it turns out, if you blog about “ugly Christmas sweaters” - and include an example photo - the Internet will find you. For awhile if you Googled "Christmas sweater" or "ugly sweater" images my blog was one of the first hits. I have this web tracker thingy that records hits and tells you things like country of origin etc. I don't check it often, so one day I was astounded when my trickle of traffic turned into a bonafide flow of visitors. Everyone wanted to see what this sweater was all about.
Its an international sensation, one day The Sweater was big in Iceland. I'm kinda a big deal in Iceland.

Over the past few months I’ve recorded more blog hits because of this stupid sweater than I have from all my witty banter combined. I know, I know it’s The Most Interesting Sweater in the World but c’mon man! That’s some BS right there.
I feel used.
You know the sad part? It’s not even my sweater, just some random sweater and my Spooky sweater was a way, way better sweater (check me, spittin’ rhymes like TuPac). Here's the real deal:

Anywho.
If Chuck Norris were a sweater, he would be this sweater (represented here by Chuck Norris Cat)

2 comments:
Finland would like a post on your new snowbike and the trailer you use to tow the spare tube.
I don't know, Brian, I think this might just have been your 15 minutes of fame.
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