This is Hal.
He is a sophisticated medical simulation mannequin. He's cute, but don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
He'll do things like breathe, cry and shake. He has heart and lung sounds; his chest moves up and down. He has a pulse.
He'll turn blue or red.
I'm writing a grant so we can adopt him and his 3, progressively older, brothers. Heck, while we're at it we might as well ask for 2 adults that convulse, bleed, diliate their pupils and do a whole host of other creepy things. They're not as cute.
I hope we get the grant, adoption ain't cheap.